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carmen had finally unlocked that next level evolutionary achievement she’d been dreaming of. only took some creative thinking and a metric fuck ton of mescaline but she got the job done.

carmen had finally unlocked that next level evolutionary achievement she’d been dreaming of. only took some creative thinking and a metric fuck ton of mescaline but she got the job done.

#tbt my favorite picture i ever took before instagram ps kiss my grits i know it’s not thursday

#tbt my favorite picture i ever took before instagram ps kiss my grits i know it’s not thursday

katie wondered if she would ever recapture the happiness she’d felt the first time she smelled a butt

katie wondered if she would ever recapture the happiness she’d felt the first time she smelled a butt

katie had been promised freedom before, but this non stop boston was more than even she could handle

katie had been promised freedom before, but this non stop boston was more than even she could handle

uh of course you’re open on sundays idiot you’re a church (ps your god ken sounds kinda hot)

uh of course you’re open on sundays idiot you’re a church (ps your god ken sounds kinda hot)

is there a… mrs pita? oh a girlfriend. named sara lee? oh okay. god this is embarrassing.

is there a… mrs pita? oh a girlfriend. named sara lee? oh okay. god this is embarrassing.

jailor:

These are my favorite dog pics.


presented without comment except JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THESE DOG PICS

i wrote this for every person ever

i wrote this for every person ever

had a nightmare a married couple was staying with me & i woke up to this horrifying cutesy shit in my fridge & OH MY GOD ITS REAL HELP ME

had a nightmare a married couple was staying with me & i woke up to this horrifying cutesy shit in my fridge & OH MY GOD ITS REAL HELP ME

at last i finally found a fruit salad i might be able to eat

at last i finally found a fruit salad i might be able to eat