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oh you bet i 100% thought this said semen chicken for a whole block

oh you bet i 100% thought this said semen chicken for a whole block

should i tell them what they’re eating or just leave it alone

should i tell them what they’re eating or just leave it alone

u cant take this purs i wil fight u

u cant take this purs i wil fight u

#selfie

#selfie

idk i think i’d let this guy grope me  look at his lil ears lol

idk i think i’d let this guy grope me look at his lil ears lol

they were still 3 blocks away from brunch but george could already smell the eggs benedict that was about to be in his mouth

they were still 3 blocks away from brunch but george could already smell the eggs benedict that was about to be in his mouth

jesus sir, i’ll be right with you. fredrick hated the fridays that everyone else clamored for. thank god for his tequila hidden in the employee bathroom.

jesus sir, i’ll be right with you. fredrick hated the fridays that everyone else clamored for. thank god for his tequila hidden in the employee bathroom.

carol just wanted to play in the big dogs park. she felt shame, anger, marginalized. hmm. perhaps this subject would make a good college entrance essay next fall.

carol just wanted to play in the big dogs park. she felt shame, anger, marginalized. hmm. perhaps this subject would make a good college entrance essay next fall.

terrance wasn’t sure he heard you right. he thought you said some bullshit about getting a cat. he knows that ain’t right.

terrance wasn’t sure he heard you right. he thought you said some bullshit about getting a cat. he knows that ain’t right.

OMG ITS A GHOST PUGSTER

OMG ITS A GHOST PUGSTER