you guys help. i found my aunts stash. i think i need to stage a diet coke intervention. this is ridiculous.
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imma punch this dryer in the mouth if it don’t give me my dry laundry back RIGHT NOW.
toured the new comedysportz chicago theater. Was not disappointed.
Bet you wish you had a pretzel pancake with white chocolate & caramel like I do. BAM.
Wombania, a site devoted to Wombats. Yes, seriously.
there are wombanians! and i know one! weird.
I got a message on my phone over the weekend from an elderly lady in South Carolina requesting a replacement copy of her dishwasher manual. I don’t know how she mistook my outgoing message for that of a major appliance company, but she did. She left her phone number and full address and sounded like she really needed to be helped out, so I looked up the company’s information and gave them a call. I asked the apathetic customer service woman to send her a copy. “IT’S ON OUR WEBSITE MA’AM.” I explained to her what happened and told her that I doubted the elderly lady even knew what the internet was. Then I got the idea to just print the manual out myself and send it to her.
So Mary Carpetner of South Carolina, Ima hook you up, girl.
i’m so glad there are people like you in the world, sparkiepop.
you win. for reals.
Oh look. Someone thought they could bottle the Bishop.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DELI-CAT! get it? it’s a delicate cat! but it’s deli-cat! HAHAHAHAHA!
hahah! haha! ha! ahem.
nothing to see here.
move along.
Last night Chicago lit the Christmas lights along Michigan Avenue.
i am so happy to be back this week. but so freaked out that it’s not cold.
oprah what did you do? maybe she bought a giant heater as a going away present.
