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clyde hated the long ride to get tampons from the market for his wife, but at least the scenery was beautiful.

clyde hated the long ride to get tampons from the market for his wife, but at least the scenery was beautiful.

this should go well

this should go well

are you kidding me? angie had a fucking bachelor of science degree from a top ten school. christ with this job market.

are you kidding me? angie had a fucking bachelor of science degree from a top ten school. christ with this job market.

langsettte:

๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ•

when i’m about to order a salad but someone else’s pizza passes by me

langsettte:

๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ•

when i’m about to order a salad but someone else’s pizza passes by me


please. dan could not bear to hear about the kardashians one day longer. and dan was only one day old.

please. dan could not bear to hear about the kardashians one day longer. and dan was only one day old.

heyveronica:

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

greg is fucked

"so help you dog"

heyveronica:

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled โ€œdog swearingโ€ and wasnโ€™t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, โ€œyouโ€™re going to fucking jail Greg.โ€

greg is fucked

"so help you dog"

sandra wondered how long she could keep their attention with this sweet look before they discovered she’d managed to check off an item on her bucket list by somehow pooping in the microwave

sandra wondered how long she could keep their attention with this sweet look before they discovered she’d managed to check off an item on her bucket list by somehow pooping in the microwave

excited to take my new nephew to this amusement park i found!

excited to take my new nephew to this amusement park i found!

ADD SOME FUN

ADD SOME FUN

FINALLY

FINALLY