carmen had finally unlocked that next level evolutionary achievement she’d been dreaming of. only took some creative thinking and a metric fuck ton of mescaline but she got the job done.
katie wondered if she would ever recapture the happiness she’d felt the first time she smelled a butt
katie had been promised freedom before, but this non stop boston was more than even she could handle
These are my favorite dog pics.
presented without comment except JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THESE DOG PICS
had a nightmare a married couple was staying with me & i woke up to this horrifying cutesy shit in my fridge & OH MY GOD ITS REAL HELP ME